What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Kevin and Ramin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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