What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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dead dibbs

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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