- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What's funny? Women's rights.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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