Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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whats a joke

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Lololol

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Anti Joke

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