- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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