- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

A man penetrates another man.

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women's rights

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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