- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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