- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Justin Bieber.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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