- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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