- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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