A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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alert('The Game')

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Women's rights.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Cripples are lame.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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