- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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