Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Racial Equality

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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