What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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