Skrillex.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why? Why Not?

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

The WPGA tour

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Your mother just died.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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