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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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