- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How you know when dislextic

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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