- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

The GOV and the WHO?

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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