- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

You know what's funny? Rape

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

irish man drinking john smiths

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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