- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

The GOV and the WHO?

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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