Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Anti Joke

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