Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Sir, your wife is dead

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

I was once a hamster.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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