roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Penis

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Psychics.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Dumbledore dies.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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