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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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