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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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