What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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