What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What's a joke? Funny

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Justin Bieber

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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flavin's head

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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