- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

So these two girls have a cup .

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Cheese

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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