- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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