I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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