Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Jews

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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