- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How did the dog die? He was put down.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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