- Anti Joke

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Here's a joke for you, my life...

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.