- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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