- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

I'm HIV positive.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

ure mama's so fat

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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