So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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