- Anti Joke

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Knock Knock? Come in.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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