How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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hey justin

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Women's Rights

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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