dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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dyslexic's Untie

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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