Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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