- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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