What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

the midget went to the midget store

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Women's Rights

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Kys

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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