- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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