Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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