why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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whats my name? Matt

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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