Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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