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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Not a joke.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Kys

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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