- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's Rights

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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