A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Once upon a time, The end.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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