why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Skrillex.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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