Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Penis

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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