Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

William wright is Gay

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

hey justin

Knock Knock? Come in.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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