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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Fine, ladies first.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Y u do dis?

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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