- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

whats my name? Matt

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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