- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Knock Knock? Come in.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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