- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Wolfjob.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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