WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Anti Joke

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