- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

your life

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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