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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

I put my baby in a microwave.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Knock Knock Who's there

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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