Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Psychics.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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