What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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