So a baby seal walks into a club

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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