Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

You know what's funny? Rape

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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