- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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