What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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I hate blackniggers

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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ecks! why zee?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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