- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Womens rights

LO AND BEHOLD!

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

im telling maguire

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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