- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Dumbledore dies.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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