Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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hi charles lattuca III

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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