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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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