- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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