- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Knock knock Shut up

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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