- Anti Joke

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

ure mama's so fat

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.