Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

The WNBA.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

nothing

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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