- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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