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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Barack Obama is a good president.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH