- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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