- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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