- Anti Joke

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.