- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Women's Rights..

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Yo Momma So Fat!

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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