Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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