- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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