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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Women's Rights..

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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