Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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