- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

knock knock Goodbye

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Obama

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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