What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Guest what? Dog

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Your mums a potato

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Anti Joke

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