Women's Rights..

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Obama

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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