the WNBA.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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