A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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