- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

if got a joke if fogot it

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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