- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Sam Hengal.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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