Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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