yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Hi.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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