If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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