- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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