- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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