what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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I am dyslexic

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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