What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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