did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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