- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Yo Momma So Fat!

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Women's Rights..

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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