- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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