- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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