- Anti Joke

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

I am dyslexic

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!