All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

Coldpaly is a good band

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

i like men but im not gay

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

roy g biv

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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