- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Sam Hengal.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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